How to Tell if a Girl is Really Moaning

As far as I’m concerned, it’s a serious offence to fabricate an orgasmic experience. By acting, we show men that they can jackhammer their way to the missionary position and convince us to come with just a few quick thrusts.

I’ve been with men who fuck like that before, and they always put the blame on me if we don’t succeed in getting off. I swear to myself, “You’re an asshole, and your ex fabricated it. It’s probably wrong of me to claim that making a false one is inherently bad.


The inability to achieve an orgasm is known as anorgasmia, and it affects some women. However, if you characterise your style of lovemaking as “penetrative intercourse,” you already have a problem because most women who aren’t anorgasmic can’t climax with just that.

Most women can’t achieve an orgasm without first receiving direct clitoral stimulation, and usually a lot more of it than you’d expect. A person has most likely acted out an orgasm with you. Talk things out; there’s no need to freak out.

Here are six (for Satan and 69) clues that she isn’t having an orgasm even though she’s physiologically capable of one, in case you’re dating a lady who you suspect could be lying about it.

She Eventually “Comes” When You Keep Urging Her to.

Don’t try to force an orgasm on your lover. Forcing a boner (of either sex) to the finish line is the surest way to ensure their death. If you keep asking her, “Did you come?” every two seconds, and she finally mutters, “Yeah, baby,” it was probably simply to get you to stop asking.

Not Even a Little Bit of a Warmup.

Your vaginal sexy lover probably need foreplay before engaging in an orgasm, unless you haven’t seen each other in a month and are so tense that you could generate electricity by sticking forks in your bottoms.

As so, engage in sexual activity. Try to stuff her. Follow the advice you found in Cosmo while waiting in the pharmacy line. Keep in mind that the P in V sex is just a small piece of what sex truly is.

There is no Respite Available.

I normally am unable to speak or move for a little time after having an orgasm. Something is off with my respiration.

In addition to being extremely polite, I am also extremely delicate. This is the “resolution phase” of an orgasmic experience, which can last anywhere from a few seconds to many minutes.

She may have been faking it if she claims to have attended but acts totally normal and in no way altered during the little observation period.

No Abbreviations Are Used.

Pelvic muscular contractions occur when I give birth (and, some older studies suggest, when most women give birth).

When this occurs, it can feel like the bassline of a house song when her vaginal walls grab “pulse pulse pulse” during penetrating sex.

Someone may have faked an anal if she yells that she’s coming but her vagina is as silent as a Presbyterian grandma when the topic is brought up at Thanksgiving.

All of a Sudden, She Wants a New Sexual Experience.

In high school, I lied about my grades. After more thought, I concluded that was a load of hogwash. It was too late for me to stop pretending and have actual orgasms, though.

While my partner first felt he had figured out what turned me on (penis-in-vagina intercourse from health class), his interest quickly waned when I began to integrate more clitoral stimulation and anal play.

Where did the shift come from? Welp. Good for her if your partner now prefers oral sex to the penetrative climaxes she was previously experiencing. She is asserting her sexual autonomy. Perhaps she was acting some of the previous times, but now she isn’t.

(A reassuring nuance is that this shift may have a medical explanation. If you’re having trouble having sex and want to try something new, like maybe an antidepressant, talk to your doctor before you do.

She has Never Experienced Anything Like it Before During an Orgasm.

There are many justifications for why women fake it. She wants the sex to be nice, but she doesn’t feel close enough to you to ask for what she needs in bed (which is scary), so she acts like she does by making a lot of noise.

When I was younger, I used to fake pelvic contractions so my partner would have a harder time telling them apart. After a month of making love together, you decide to celebrate her birthday by making love to her for 45 minutes.

She approaches less dramatically, but still with an arched back, saying, “holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit,” and falling over to have a private session with her deity. Congrats: An actual orgasm just occurred in front of your eyes. Put away more food, you pussycat!

Fake orgasm indicators are highly relative, of course, because people’s anatomy is so diverse. Another piece of advice: if you find that the woman who has been so kind as to let you into her life has been lying to you, don’t be a jerk about it and tell her so.

If you want to improve your seduction skills, try asking, “What are some ways I can do you in bed to make this even better for you?” Adding some foreplay is generally all that’s needed. And don’t be shy about using bedroom vibrators!